Wednesday, August 23, 2006
You had to know I was gonna see this movie...
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
I'm starting a new feature here in Tbone's world - movie reviews! I like to watch movies, I like to write, I like to write about movies...so it only makes sense. The movie I am reviewing this week is, you guessed it, Snakes on a Plane. That was actually pretty much the whole review right there. What else can you say about a movie called Snakes on a Plane? It was as bad and therefore as good as you probably imagined it would be. It's got Samuel L. Jackson in it so that's something right there. Other than that...yup...it's pretty much about a bunch of snakes...on a plane. A bunch of people get bit on all sorts of body parts. Lots of snakes hiding in all sorts of nooks and crannies and compartments just waiting to jump out and bite somebody on the lip or the eye or something creative. It's not going to win any awards and it's pretty short on anything socially redeeming but let's face it, You don't go to see a movie like this expecting to see the next Godfather or Casablanca. You go to see (as Sam Jackson would say) mutha****** snakes on a mutha******* plane. And that's exactly what you get...
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Can't you just imagine the conversation that went on when they were trying to name that movie.
Dude Who Got To Name The Movie: I'm supposed to give this movie a name. I can't think of anything.
Friend of Dude Who Got To Name The Movie: What's it about?
DWGTNTM: Basically? Snakes on a plane.
FODWGTNTM: Okay. Is that it?
DWGTNTM: Pretty much.
FODWGTNTM: So, uhm, how about this? You could call it...uhm...Snakes on...a plane? Yes, "Snakes on a Plane"
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DWGTNTM: I guess that would work.
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