Saturday, February 24, 2007
More Little Superstar
Thavakalai (Little Superstar): Boss, you shouldn't bother for this small matter. I'll take care of this with my hands.
Rajinikanth (pimp on the daybed): Right.
(Thavakalai clambers up a person's tie and starts slapping him)
Thavakalai: Boss, how (am I doing)?
Rajinikanth: Great!
Rajinikanth: That's enough. He's going to die (at this rate).
(Thavakalai lets go of tie and returns back to cot)
Rajinikanth: Now then, is what he dished out enough for you, or do you want me to give you some more?
Friday, February 23, 2007
Little Superstar
Much love to Recon over at Monkeysforhelping for bringing Little Superstar into my life.
*********UPDATE************
For those who are interested, I tracked down the translation for this clip. Again, it's not really required for full enjoyment but I was curious so here's what I found (courtesy of Wikipedia)
Mother: Hey, hey. What's with the party this early in the morning. Everyone leave, shoo, shoo. (Speaking to Rajinikanth, who's lying on the cot) Why not get some rest, honey. Go ahead and rest.
Rajinikanth (Pimp on bed): All right (lights up a beedi).
Thavakalai (Little Superstar): Boss, give me a beedi.
Rajinikanth: Hey! Little kids shouldn't smoke.
Thavakalai: Brother, I'm ten years older than you, you know. You should give it to me.
Rajinikanth: And if I don't...?
Thavakalai: I'll skin you alive.
Rajinikanth: Here you go
Speaking from the Heart
Write-Your-Own-Episode of 24
Write your own Episode of 24 (starter kit)
"Get me the White House"
"That's not good enough Bill"
"Chloe, it's Jack"
"Bill, it's Jack"
"Bill Buchanan speaking"
"I'M A FEDERAL AGENT"
"DROP YOUR WEAPON"
"DAMMIT"
"SONOFABI**H"
"Send the data to my PDA"
"Chloe, I need you to monitor this location"
"I need a TAC team now"
"I don't have time to explain"
"Mr. President you have to trust me"
"Thousands of people are going to die IF YOU DON'T START TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW"
"Jack, I'm sending a schematic of the buildings ventilation system to your PDA"
"This is Chloe O'Brien at CTU."
"I need to speak to the President"
"Jack, I'm so glad you're OK"
"We're running out of time Jack"
"Nukes"
"Biological Weapons"
"Chloe, how long 'til we establish satellite coverage of the area?"
"Terrorists"
"Chloe, I need you to set up a priority one channel with the White House"
"It's encrypted Jack"
"There was an explosion but we were able to salvage a hard drive from one of the terrorists laptops"
"BILL I NEED THAT CHOPPER STAT"
"Take her back to CTU and debrief her"
"The image is still rendering Jack...I need 5 more minutes"
"I don't want to hurt you but I will if I have to"
A few things to keep in mind when you're writing your episode...
- Keifer Sutherland is contractually obligated to shout at least 80% of his lines per episode. Sometimes this may mean yelling during the course of a normal conversation.
- Don't get bogged down by notions of "believability" or "reality" - they will only detract from the story.
- Jack Bauer doesn't say goodbye when he ends a phone conversation. He must sign off all communications with the more official sounding "copy that". It's most effective if he can shout it into the phone as he's jumping into or out of a helicopter.
- The mundane details that plague our lives have no bearing on Jack Bauer in his world. Do not concern yourself with things like eating, sleeping, using the bathroom or cell phone battery life.
- Geographic proximity is of no consequence. Even in a city the size of Los Angeles there will always be a CTU helicopter within 3 minutes of Jack's location. In a worst case scenario, you can substitute the chopper for a fleet of SUV's. In those situations, you are permitted to extend the ETA to 5 minutes.
- Finally, feel free to kill off anyone you wish (except for Jack of course). If you like, you can always bring them back later under the guise that they were not actually killed at all but were in fact able to escape just in time. As a reference point, see Secretary of Defense James Heller in Season 5. In fact, it's a good practice to randomly kill off a major character at least once or twice per season. It keeps all the plain bellied sneeches out there in TV land guessing.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Paris Hilton looks bored at Vienna's Opera Ball
From our Stop the Presses file...
Paris Hilton looks bored at Vienna's Opera Ball
She could have danced all night. Instead, she stifled yawns. Hotel heiress/reality TV star Paris Hilton certainly didn't look like she was having a ball Thursday night at the Vienna Opera Ball, Austria's society event of the year.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Breaking News - Lawyer says Anna Nicole Smith has died after collapsing in Florida
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MSNBC Breaking News: Lawyer says Anna Nicole Smith has died after
collapsing in Florida
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