Thursday, February 05, 2009
Worst Air Freshener Ever...
Thursday, February 05, 2009
I got this new air freshener for my car. It was a freebie from the credit union in the lobby of my office. They were giving them out the other day at an expo of services available in my building. I thought that was a nice gesture...until I opened the package today and discovered that this so called air freshener is in reality butt ass stinky! It smells like my dog peed on a rotten pine tree and then that tree fell and crushed a skunk and then 3 weeks later someone rubbed this little cardboard cutout on the carcass. So thanks anyway IBM Southeast Employees Federal Credit Union...I choose not to hang your urine/pine/skunk card in my car. And kudos to your marketing/promotions dept for not giving these things a basic sniff test before passing them out all nimbly bimbly to your prospective clients. Well done gang.
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Well I could have warned you before picking that sucker up. Note to T-Bone, NEVER, EVER grab a 'free' promotional item with the impression it will in any way be useful. Just a tid-bit from a former PR girl ;)
But wait, the question is did you leave it hanging in your car?!
Ahhh HAHA, I just noticed your weekly confesson, that is AWESOME! So amazingly awesome.
Fortunately, this monstrosity never made it to my car. I realized its evil nature and disposed of it with a fairly involved banishment ritual at my desk. It was a little dicey for a few minutes but I'm pretty sure it's gone now and can't hurt anyone any longer.
As far as the confession goes...I just decided it was time to start being real with my friends. It's always a little painful but ultimately people as damged as me need that to heal.
NO pain, no gain my friend!! Loving the current weekly confession. I bet back in high school I was one of those people you 'pretended' with. MAN I'm glad I'm old :) I get shivers thinking of high school Beka... ick. Anyway, I'd like to think you would be a fan of the new and improved no longer AS damaged Beka. Maybe we can make 'we survived' t-shirts. PUt them in potato guns and head to Derby one random Sunday morning.... chirp...... chirp....
Fortunately for all of us, high school is not usually an accurate predictor of our future selves. While I did like Original Beka just fine...Beka 2.0 seems awfully cool too. I like the potato gun idea...
No joke. Consider the potato gun idea a done deal. Man, wouldn't that make you YEAR?! Oh and two years of therapy have contributed to Beka 2.0, I know I sure do like her better!
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